Football Wish

[marval]

I met a fairy today who granted me one wish.

"I want to live forever," I said.

"Sorry," said the fairy, "but I am not allowed to grant that type of wish."

"Fine," I said, "Then I want to die when England win the football World Cup."

"You crafty sod!" said the fairy.

[jim360]

Plot twist: this happened in June 1966 and you've now been a ghost for 48 years.

[marval]

That's why I am a tax inspectre.

[royfromaus]

Exactly, Jim. Using Scotland would have worked much better...or Wales or Northern ir...............

[Arksided]

I didn't know Christopher Biggins could grant wishes.