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Tony And The Scrappy
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Tony goes into a Wolverhampton scrapyard looking for a Saab 900 driver's door.
The scrappy says: "Sorry, we don't have any in at the moment, but the yard down over near Villa might have one!"
Tony asks: "Just as a matter of interest, how much do they cost when you have them in?"
The scrappy says: "£25 pounds!"
Tony then heads over to the next yard, in Handsworth near the Blue and Claret's ground, as suggested and asks: "Do you have a driver's door for a Saab 900?"
The guy (in a thick Brummie accent) says: "Yes, we do!"
Tony asks: "How much are they please?"
The second scrappy says: "£45 pounds!"
"WHAT!" says our Tone, the yard up the road in Wolves only charges £25 pounds for them!"
Scrappy 2 says: "So why didn't you buy one from them?"
Tony says: "They didn't have any!"
Scrappy 2 says: "Ah I see ... ok, ... well ... if you come back when we haven't got any, ours will only be £22.50 then!"
The scrappy says: "Sorry, we don't have any in at the moment, but the yard down over near Villa might have one!"
Tony asks: "Just as a matter of interest, how much do they cost when you have them in?"
The scrappy says: "£25 pounds!"
Tony then heads over to the next yard, in Handsworth near the Blue and Claret's ground, as suggested and asks: "Do you have a driver's door for a Saab 900?"
The guy (in a thick Brummie accent) says: "Yes, we do!"
Tony asks: "How much are they please?"
The second scrappy says: "£45 pounds!"
"WHAT!" says our Tone, the yard up the road in Wolves only charges £25 pounds for them!"
Scrappy 2 says: "So why didn't you buy one from them?"
Tony says: "They didn't have any!"
Scrappy 2 says: "Ah I see ... ok, ... well ... if you come back when we haven't got any, ours will only be £22.50 then!"
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