Sorry Mate Never Saw Ya

[DrFilth]

honest i only had a quick shufty

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/naked-woman-sunbathing-causes-car-3714840

[Mamyalynne]

far be it for me to cast doubt, but wouldn't you need to be almost level or above to see her buttocks?

She was 3 floors up, surely the drivers (who had their eyes skywards?) would only see her legs.

Funny story though.

[Baldric]

Spatial awareness, it's a Man Thing!

[Mamyalynne]

Ah spatial awareness that makes large lumps of metal ahead disappear. Gotcha!


These will be the same ones that crashed when the 'Hello Boys!' Hoardings went up - never seen a women in a bra before.

Still funny though.

[joggerjayne]

She was only trying to make some progress with her bum tan. Perfectly normal behaviour.

[WELSHYORKIE]

Must be Bernicuddles' neighbour

[WELSHYORKIE]

Back again - no news yet but I am waiting for G to text me. She's probably catching up with her daughter who stayed through the whole night.
Peas - no coming back for him I'm afraid - fighter though he may be, I think he's in the queue just waiting for his name to be called.
Anyone else seen this:
http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Question1345103.html

I reckon this must be Bernie's neighbour - the one he got caught letching over.....

[WELSHYORKIE]

*** - wrong thread............ must get some sleep........

[Peter Pedant]

I have to say some people on this thread, just dont get it....

[Peter Pedant]

Welsh Yorkie - bang your head a bit more:

1) you may go to sleep or
2) you may wake up....

but dont worry - what you have done ( refer to the identical thread ) is self-referential. Self-referential is in itself an interesting word ( feeling sleepy yet ) as it is paired with self-reverential. Linguistic pairs differ only by a sounded or unsounded consonant - here 'f' and 'v'. zzzzz

[Peter Pedant]

yeah - skywards
when the men turned their eyes skyward, they all wished to take off !