The Suarez Defence

[excelsior-1]

now, other players are trying to justify their actions by using 'the suarez defence'


Zidane: "I fell into Materazzi"

Cantona: "I slipped into a fan"

Giggs & Terry: "I fell into your wife"

[jim360]

Or even, from Chicago, "He ran into my knife ten times..."?

[Peter Pedant]

He shot himself in the foot whilst I was holding the gun ? Cheif Constable of somewhere...

Italians unimpressed with S:
pippo dice: "Non dobbiamo prendere tutto così seriamente". Questo dimostra che é tutto fuori di testa

S says 'we dont have to take everything so seriously.' This shows ( says Pippo) that he completely out of his head

[Canary42]

Well why not, Piscatorius at one point claimed the shooting was "accidental".

[excelsior-1]

LOL -- any more folks?