I've kept looking in at odd times today. There seems to be a lot more to cycling racing than I thought. The rules seem a bit complicated I've only just learned that there isn't just a yellow jersey to look out for.
Welshie, I did a post about well fitted lycra earlier last week. Don't know how to get the link, sorry, but it was about a tubby little gent in all the cycling gear in tight lycra, he was desperately trying to sort out his crown jewels by the roadside, and you can't exactly say 'Can I help?'