Love Your Shopping Trolly.

[gness]

I went to a quiz night on Friday and, despite always needing to win the quiz, my heart was set on winning the raffle. Why? Because one of the many good prizes was a fantastic shopping trolley. Green and black stripes, wheels that mounted steps and....a fold down seat!
As the draw took place I clutched my tickets with hope in my heart. Yellow 239....bums...I had white 239.....Yellow 165......I had Yellow 175....Each winner..without fail... had a laugh at the beautiful shopping trolley and chose wine, chocs or smellies. I wanted the shopping trolley, the lovely trolley, but it went, and not to me. It was the last to be chosen....well forced upon the winner really, and was the source of much amusement at their table.
My friends moan if I take my shopping trolley on a day out and I have one friend who won't come if the trolley does......so aging she says. But who is the one without the red swollen fingers and sore shoulders at the end of the day? Who isn't lugging bags and trying not to lose any? Who has a free hand at the Wine Bar? Me with my trolley of course.
Are you happy to use a shopping trolley, ladies?

[tonyav]

Oi overall, shaddap.

[shaneystar2]

If I could manoeuvre the damn thing I would be happy .Mr S bought me one years ago when I pitched up with this OA but I can't get on with it .
How do you push a supermarket trolley round the shop whilst trying to pull the shopping trolley at the same time .Beats me !
I let Mr S use it .I get the shopping he pulls the ruddy thing home .I pretend I'm not with him .

[gness]

Jordy......you will be no match for the redhead in killer heels and a trolley full of weapons....and anyway I am the Hotel Fashion Designer and Seamstress. If your trousers give way....you will need me. ;-) x

[gness]

Shaney...I hook my trolley under the handle of the store trolley but I mainly shop in my small town stores and the staff gladly guard my trolley when I shop....there are so many shopping trolley thieves about these days....flipping hoodies.

[mrs_overall]

Oi Gness, watch it. I bought myself a new hoodie this week.

[gness]

Oh okay...hooded pensioners nicking trolleys then.....x

[Psybbo]

Gness, I tried to convince an eighty-two year old she should have a shopping trolley, I will not repeat what she said to me!

[mrs_overall]

Pensioner?????????????????

Bloody cheek! Now, where did I put that sand.....

[gness]

Arghhhh...You misunderstand me MrsO'Young and beautiful supermodel. Oh how I wish she didn't live by the coast... :-(

Can't understand it Psyb.....why ache and struggle when you can pull seductively?

[starone]

I've got a shopping trolley and I cannot go anywhere without it. It is invaluable and I am so glad that I have it. Actually I use it to support myself as well as doing shopping.

[gness]

Good on you Star....for all my joking I do use my trolley all the time...it just seems to make sense. x

[mrs_overall]

Gness, I KNOW you only use it as another weapon in your arsenal

"Shopping trolley rage" can be lethal...

[Tilly2]

No, Tony. I don't have one. I use a suitcase on wheels.(Pink) They are all the rage, you know.

[Psybbo]

Right, shopping trolley on my list along with killer heels and sexy underthings

[Tilly2]

Psybbo, be careful. They are killer heels

[gness]

True MrsO...I can clear a queue in seconds...ask Tony. x

Psyb...wise woman....x

[Psybbo]

Tilly, now is the time to take risks, also they would offset the negativity of said shopping trolley

[coolcam109]

All you need is an old Volvo without an engine and push it down a hill and you're off