Bar Joke

[cupid04]

Q] What did the man with a slab of asphalt under his arm order?


A] A beer please, and one for the road!

[Svejk]

BOO! Lol.

[Capeman]

A man goes into a bar with some black asphalt and some red asphalt. He orders a beer for himself and one for the road. The bar tender asks about the red asphalt and the guy says "don't mess with him, he's a cycle path"

[jomifl]

^lol

[Svejk]

lol, that's better. ;-)

[inksplotter]

A barman just gets his regulars and no nutters.

Well a change is as good as a rest!

[marval]

lol

A screwdriver walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"

The Screwdriver responds, "You have a drink named Murray?"

[heathfield]

Bar Joke? Yes, please! ;-)

[Zacs-Master]

Tommy Cooper

Man walks into a bar...

Ouch!!!

It was an Iron Bar

Ha ha ha.

.....Iron Bar....

[cupid04]

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender asks, ''how's it going?''
''Okay I guess, holding my own.''
''That's good,'' replied the bartender. ''You'd get arrested if you held someone else's.''

[Zacs-Master]

True story:

Man walks into a bar (me) and asks the Landlord what time they stop serving.

Landlord 'When I'm too pi55ed to serve!'

(maybe you had to be there).

[inksplotter]

Include the "fact" the Landlord can't stand up, is sick and so on? Then you've got an anecdote.

[jomifl]

http://www.manwalksintoajoke.com/bars
Here you go inksplotter.....enjoy :o)