....and on the subject of tartan....a verse from "Embro to the Ploy" by Robert Garioch
The tartan tred wad gar ye lauch;
nae problem is owre teuch.
Your surname needna end in -och,
they'll cleik ye up the cleuch.
A puckle dollar bill will aye
preive Hiram Teufelsdrockh
a septary of Clan McKay
it's maybe richt eneuch, verfluch!
in Embro to the ploy