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Heat Alert - Should I Take My Shirt Off?
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Good Morning Campers
The Met Office has issued a 'yellow heat warning' - so people are asking me
"Should I take my shirt off to keep cool"
I have produced a simple checklist to decide whether your shirt is discardable :
1. Am I male and over 15 stones? Keep Shirt On
2. Am I female and over size 20? Keep Shirt On
3. Am I Irish? Keep Shirt On
4. Am I ginger? Keep Shirt On
5. Am I Irish and Ginger? Keep Shirt On and add another jumper to make sure
6. Am I Kylie Minogue? Remove shirt whenever possible
7. Am I Daniel Craig or Colin Firth? Remove shirt whenever possible
I hope this helps - and in this weather you should also remember Doris's motto :
"A visible thong is an invitation to a cheese wiring"
Doris xx
The Met Office has issued a 'yellow heat warning' - so people are asking me
"Should I take my shirt off to keep cool"
I have produced a simple checklist to decide whether your shirt is discardable :
1. Am I male and over 15 stones? Keep Shirt On
2. Am I female and over size 20? Keep Shirt On
3. Am I Irish? Keep Shirt On
4. Am I ginger? Keep Shirt On
5. Am I Irish and Ginger? Keep Shirt On and add another jumper to make sure
6. Am I Kylie Minogue? Remove shirt whenever possible
7. Am I Daniel Craig or Colin Firth? Remove shirt whenever possible
I hope this helps - and in this weather you should also remember Doris's motto :
"A visible thong is an invitation to a cheese wiring"
Doris xx
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