The Bum Smiley

[joggerjayne]

The subject of the Bum Smiley came up last night.

After a few vodkas, obviously.

Just when you think you've got a nicely suntanned bum, someone reminds you that, when bend over, there's a little white crescent between your butt cheeks and the tops of your thighs. Apparently this is called ....

the Bum Smiley

Coz when you bend over, it's like a ...

Yes, well anyway ... obviously it only shows if someone is right behind you when you bend over.

The equivalent white bit under your boobs is called ...

the Boob Moon.

I just thought I'd add this to the rich tapestry of knowledge which can be found here on AnswerBank.

[Tilly2]

Smiley's People was more about keeping your backside covered.

[berniecuddles]

bum smiley is that you jj ??
http://i1329.photobucket.com/albums/w550/berniecuddles/images_zpsb94f0b20.jpg

[joggerjayne]

Maybe, bernie. Maybe.

:0)

[beattie819]

Good to see you back jj

[Prudie]

The 'down dog' looks quite elegant, up until now I've been adopting more of a bicycle rack position

[joggerjayne]

Marginally less elegant, perhaps, prudie.

But no doubt effective.

I, sadly, have gone for the Bum Smiley.

I'm wondering whether to "fill in" with a bit of self tan cream. But in the crease, it would inevitably look streaky.

[Slapshot]

JEEEEEZ how did this get by the censors... ;0)

With Minty's phew thread descending into filth thanks to Bernie and Welshie (good effort boys ;0) ) it really is a filthy friday... chapeau

[whiskeryron]

I'm wondering whether to "fill in" with a bit of self tan cream. But in the crease, it would inevitably look streaky.

Can you not devise a sort of thong affair with a sun reflector attached to the back-end ?