What Could Possibly Go Wrong ...

[sunny-dave]

... all we wanted was a pub lunch.

Group of half a dozen thirsty bird-watchers - pitch up at 12:30 at a carefully selected pub (tripadvisor 'best in area' etc etc) - but it was closed. On a Friday lunchtime?? Website says open, door says "come back at 6pm".

So we hopped off to another pub - been there before - nothing special, but OK for beer and food - sign outside says "lunches 12 'til 2" - barmaid says 'come back at 6pm'.

So (in something approaching desperation) we drove quite quickly to a third hostelry - usually OK for beer and cheap/quick food, but not quite what we had planned.

It took nearly an hour to produce half a dozen fish/chips/mushy - during which time the chav inhabitants compared tattoos and thongs whilst their vile sprogs ran riot.


I would say "how unlucky was that" - but then I remembered that the estimable gness was part of the group ...

[DTCwordfan]

and that's just the empties, note...........

[gness]

Of course they're empty, DT!!!

[shoota]

Quiet in here tonight.........

[Buenchico]

>>>Quiet in here tonight

It's harder to crawl out from under a desk when it's hot, Shoota ;-)

[shoota]

I have repeatedly melted and oozed out from under mine this pm....

[gness]

Harrruuummph!....