Mr Right rejection form letter

[marval]

Dear (person being rejected's name here____),

I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as my Mr. Right.

As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as yourself also failed to make the final cut. I will, however, keep your name on file should an opening become available.

So that you may find better success in your future romantic endeavours, please allow me to offer the following reason(s) you were disqualified from the competition:

[Tick all those that apply]

Your breasts are bigger than mine.

Your last name is objectionable. I cannot imagine taking it, hyphenating it, or subjecting my children to it.

The fact that our finest dining experience to date has been at McDonald's reveals a thriftiness that I find unappealing.

Your inadvertent admission that you "buy condoms by the lorry load" indicates that you may be interested in me for something other than my personality.

You failed the 20 Question Rule, i.e., I asked you 20 questions about yourself before you asked me one.

Your legs are skinnier than mine. If you can FIT into my pants, then you cannot GET into my pants.

You're "Putting on a few, aren't you babe?" comment, given the 9-months pregnant size of Your Own beer gut, was inappropriate.

You failed the credit check.

I find your inability to fix my car extraordinarily unappealing.

The fact that your apartment has been condemned reveals an inherent slovenliness that I fear is unbreakable.

The phrase "My Mother" has popped up far too often in conversation.

You still live with your parents, and attending night classes to get your High School diploma, are slight negatives.

You mention your ex-wife'

[zzxxee]

thats made my day bloody brilliant marval did you make that up yourself???

[No,Knowledge]

pmsl ^

[marval]

Thanks, tbh someone sent it to me.

[heathfield]

I wonder which of a dozen guys that drink in my local that Marval could be referring to?