Please Listen Carefully.

[HansUrbancka]

A friend of my wife has just been released from hospital after having had a serious knee injury from having been knocked down by a dog being exercised in a public park. She was in the park with her own dog and knew the owner of the dog who had thrown a stick for his dog to chase after. The incident was most unfortunate.

However, my wife's friend's release from Hospital was, so she thought, dependent upon her passing the up and down Stairs Test and that there was Not any problems with her Hearing. She did say 'Pardon' to the Asiatic Doctor who was talking to her.

Anyway the resultant tests established that she could move up and down stairs and there was Not anything wrong with her Urine.

Hans.

[HansUrbancka]

Thanks Prudie for explaining what I was saying. It certainly wasn't a joke but the way perhaps Welsh folk hear words. Urine can sound like hearing (especially if uttered by an Asiatic) and that was what actually happened.

Hans.

[Baldric]

Jeza, consultant is thinking
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ulnar_neuropathy
on both sides, have further tests end of month, sounds very similar to your symptoms on the one side

[Prudie]

Glad we've cleared that up Hans, and of course any accompanying urine infection :-)

[Baldric]

Urethra gonna kill or cure!

[Prudie]

^ see Balders made a wee joke there

[hc4361]

'Asiatic' when referring to a person is derogatory, Hans.

[DTCwordfan]

Urine, Uroute, I guess.

[HansUrbancka]

@hc4361.....Please tell me what is PC for an Indian, Pakistani, Burmese etc.

If Asiatic is derogatory then it must be very rude to call a UK born person a Pommie or a Brit; or a Welshman, Scot and Irelander a Celt.

Hans.

[hc4361]

Asian is the correct term :)

[DTCwordfan]

it's splitting hairs, hc. Asians have enough derogatory terms for us like gweilo and gweipor, in Chinese.

[DTCwordfan]

And as to black folk, how about this........ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darlie

[Baldric]

Nearly time for me to slope off!

[phleb]

I must admit I sometimes struggle to understand what asian staff are saying when im at work. The brit born ones are fine but the ones with the foreign accent are so hard to understand, I find scots difficult to understand too..they talk too fast lol it doesn't take much to puzzle me!! :-D

[HansUrbancka]

My thanks to everyone who contributed to this thread.

Incidentally,every word of my OP is true.

Hans.