Gentlemen

[Georgiesmum]

Gentlemen, what are the things that annoy you most about women?

[Canary42]

Their pathetic boast that they can multi-task when they can't even cope with a headache and sex simultaneously.

[HansUrbancka]

Lipstick. I never have liked the look of it and it tastes so vile.

Hans.

[carrust]

I should have TUT for a Christian name. The Mrs seems to call me that every time I do something around the house, especially when I've loaded the dishwasher.

[Baldric]

carrust, first name please! (other religions are available)

[mikey4444]

Where would I start ! Shoes I guess, and clothing in general.

I continually marvel at women's ability to manage extreme discomfort and sheer pain, in order that other women may think they look fashionable. At a family wedding a few years ago, all the adult women members, bar none, were complaining of their new shoes being too tight and uncomfortable. But when I suggested that they didn't look as if they were made for walking in, I was subject to extreme derision, and "as a mere man, I couldn't possibly understand"

Well, they had the last bit right, thats for sure ,and I still don't. Say what you like about us men but our shoes are always comfortable, otherwise we wouldn't buy them in the first place would we ?

Was this the sort of thing you had in mind Georgiesmum ?

[kevanswerbank]

I'm not going to respond to this in case Mrs Kev finds this site. She'll know it's me in an instant. And she can read my mind as well.

[mikey4444]

I had a woman Teacher in the 1960's who had eyes in the back of her head......similar kind of thing I expect kevan !

[Georgiesmum]

I can never be accused of sending a blank text because i havent got a mobile!
lol

[RATTER15]

Chewing gum and bad language.

[DTCwordfan]

When they don't have curtains in the bedroom. What's a man to do?