A Word Of Advice....

[EcclesCake]

.....don't clean your teeth with moisturiser, it isn't pleasant :-(

[2sp_]

And don't rub toothpaste on your face...

At least your teeth will have a young, healthy glow. ;-)

[anneasquith]

deodorant is not good for ones hair, nor is hair spray effective underarm .

[gness]

Fabric glue is even worse for the hair...and as for Gordon's pile cream!!!!

[sunny-dave]

Savlon is in a blue tube, so is Oral B Pro toothpaste ... just saying :(

[royfromaus]

Never go for a tinkle after chopping chilli peppers :(

[UKSWF]

Fixadent and Nivea soft face cream also not the same (I looked like Joan Rivers!!)

[EcclesCake]

Gness, buy you own pile cream, sharing it with Gordon is unhygienic!

[gness]

Unhygienic is not quite the word I was shouting, Eccles....:-(

[UKSWF]

Pritt stick glue and lip salve!!!! don't keep them both in your handbag mmmmjust saying!!

[DTCwordfan]

men - don't put the paste on your k-nob, mate of mine did and was in agony.

[gness]

When making your own mint sauce make sure you are not using Fuchsia leaves.....x

[jennyjoan]

My brother fell through glass many years ago and received 122 stitches from his chest to his arm - never got the full use of his arm.

(I try not to laugh at this) - but years later he reached down for deodorant one time but unbeknown to him it was fly killer - it went right into the scar. Boy, he hopped about like a fly.

[Hopkirk]

Any man thinking of using Veet hair remover should check out the customer feedback

Amazon.co.uk User Recommendation

[jennyjoan]

I used it some time ago and my arm pit burned for weeks.

[EcclesCake]

2SP, Toothpaste was a recommended treatment for love bites when I was a teenager....

[Caran]

This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care)
After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.
I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.
At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned .
Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my ***. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.
This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.
Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, *** in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my *** while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect...:)

[2sp_]

I'd forgotten about that Eccles! I didn't really get many lovebites as a teen. More to do with the lack of opportunity than any disgust I may have held them in.

[Sparkles62]

Many years ago I was visiting a friend , her husband came into the kitchen one morning, after cleaning his teeth and said " don't buy that Ortho-Gynol toothpaste again, it's absolutely disgusting"
He had just cleaned his teeth with the contraceptive gel for her cap!!!

[murraymints]

Lol @ caran

[boxtops]

That Veet thing is hilarious, we were ROFLing about a couple of weeks ago at some of the Further Comments on that page. Put me off icecream for at least a day :-)