Men!!!

[CailinDeas]

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt.

Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'

'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'

He yelled back, ' DALLAS COWBOYS'!

And they say blondes are dumb....

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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world..'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you........

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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'

'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumour
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end to wipe...
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'

[jim360]

Hahaha I get it! It's funny because acceptable sexism... :)

[gness]

Jim...you're a man which is why you're laughing and thinking it's a funny joke ......

Cailin posted it here because we have no......The Honest Truth ...category.........☺

[berniecuddles]

waiting for cupid's comment!

[cupid04]

I like the penultimate one the best but they all deserve a cupid lol...LOL!

[Psybbo]

Best post on here for ages LOL, thank you xx

[tonyav]

Cailin posted it here because we have no......The Honest Truth ...category.........☺



DOH.

[maggiebee]

LOL LOL LOL love them!

[gness]

I haven't done a cross stitch sampler for ages.....Cailin....I may just copy this and hang it in the loo....☺

[tonyav]

If a man see's it you may get a wet floor, gness !

[Slapshot]

second last one is just typical toilet humour....