Diet

[marval]

Nurse (admitting a female patient): Are you on any special diets?

Patient: Yes, I drink Slim-Fast twice a day, but it's not working. In fact, I've gained several pounds.

Nurse: Really? Do you think that skipping meals to drink a shake makes you so hungry that you overeat later?

Patient: What do you mean, "skipping meals?"


I’m starting a new diet, called the Pasta Diet!

The Italians have been using it for centuries.

Here are the few simple steps:

1) You walka pasta da bakery.
2) You walka pasta da candy store.
3) You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
4) You walka pasta da table and fridge.


What’s a man’s idea of a balanced diet?

Beer in each hand!

[tonyav]

LOL, the last bit is correct, marval !.

[marval]

I thought so tony.