Presents Women Do Not Want

[robert551069]

In the online edition of The Daily Telegraph today there a list of Christmas presents that women do not want. These are:- Sexy Santa underwear...Housecoat...Amy Childs vejazzled onesie...Plastic surgery voucher...Shaping underwear...Boots gift set (Shampoo, etc.)...Dustmop slippers...Festive leggings...Celebrity perfume (e.g. Lady GaGa perfume)...Workout CD (eg Essexercise)...Novelty Christmas jewellery...Fake designer handbags...Cheap engagement rings...50 Shades of Grey charm bracelet.
An office colleague of mine once gave his wife a vacuum cleaner for Christmas

[kia cat]

B#gger, that was my entire present list trashed, till I read through and Drill and Masonry Drill bit set [with goggles - impressed, Ladies?], is not featuring.
Phew, could've been a call in at the all night Garage en route tomorrow

[bednobs]

i would like to add, micro-pedi

[grasscarp]

There was a man bought his wife a new belt and bag for Christmas. The hoover soon worked much better.

[Georgiesmum]

Lady shave, oven gloves, shopping bag.

[ladyalex]

I got a battery operated shoe polisher once.
I was not impressed.
Let us just say that presents have been rather better since.

[lcg]

i got bought a slow cooker by my mum and dad. playing with it today :-)

[lcg]

oh no! my face fell off!!! x

[aelmpvw]

i heard of a man whose wife was a keen gardener. Her spade was broken so he bought her a new handle

[owdhamer]

I bought Mrs Owd a lathe.she did not like it.