>>Pants and Panties....

[Bobbisox]

>>Mike was going to be married to Karen
>>so his Father sat him down for a little chat.
>>
>>He said, "Mike, let me tell you something.
>>On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed
>>them
>>to your Mother, and said, "Here, try these on.""
>>
>>She did and said, "These are too big.
>>I can"t wear them."
>>
>>I replied, "Exactly.. I wear the pants in
>>this family and I always will."
>>
>>Ever since that night, we have
>>never had any problems.
>>
>>"Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.
>>
>>On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, "Here, try
>>these on..!
>>
>>She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don"t fit me."
>>
>>Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family
>>and I always will.
>>I don"t want you to ever forget that."
>>
>>Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike. She said, "Here,
>>you try on mine !
>>
>>
>> Mike did and said,
>>"I can"t get into your panties."
>>
>> Karen said, "Exactly.
>>And if you don"t change your smart-elbow attitude, you never will."
>>

[redman41]

Ha Ha ! I like dressing up in Womens clothes ! lol

[Bobbisox]

<smart elbow>
w-tfs that all about
kinda ruins any punch line , it does,,ha-ha

[redman41]

I think the Ed's swear machine has come into play Bobbi hence the 'smart-elbow bit' :-))

[Bobbisox]

makes it a tad dull red..lol

[marval]

Still made me smile