Scottish Pub Quiz ...

[sunny-dave]

"And the final question to win the £100 is :

"The title of Take That's first album consisted of four words, the first
two words were "Take That".

What other two words complete the title?"

There was a long pause then ...

A wee Glesga man stands up and says :

Was it - "Ya ***"...?

[sunny-dave]

Oh how I love the sweary word filter ... "B'Stard"

[scorpiojo]

LOL

[Svejk]

Your Answer Here

[Svejk]

oops, lol.

[Svejk]

Bono, whilst playing a gig in Glasgow, got the whole crowd to be silent and then began slowly clapping his hands. He got the crowd to clap along for a while, the stadium quiet except for the rhythmic clapping...

After a short period Bono spoke, saying that everytime he clapped his hands a child in Africa died ...

Suddenly, from the front row of the venue a voice broke out in thick Scottish brogue, ending the silence as it echoed across the crowd, the voice cried out to Bono "Well stop ****ing doing it then!!"

[Svejk]

thanks Dave, I wanted to post that on the 'starving children' thread, yesterday, but wasn't sure how it would go down. ;o)