It Was Entertainment Night At The Old People's Home

[lankeela]

Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: "I'm here to put you into a trance;
I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience and you will do exactly as I say."
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful
antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on
this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for
six generations"

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly
chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch. . ."

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth,
light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs eyes followed the
swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and
fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

"***!" said the Hypnotist.

It took three days to clean up.

[cupid04]

LOL!

[lankeela]

Well the swear filter spoilt the punchline! S * * T

[askyourgran]

Lol lankeela, I had to mentally run through all the four letter swear words to find one that fit!

[marval]

lol

[twix123]

Good job he didn't say F * * K , the end results could have lasted for at least 9 months!

[scorpiojo]

Lol

[Svejk]

lol. I've got it now. doh.

[lady-janine]

twix - in an old peoples home?

[pixie373]

:-)