silly words in songs that aren't really there!

[kazminx]

i know this should be in 'music' but i like this one better...how many of you make up your own words in songs...for about a million years ive been singing the folowing from Bohemian Rhapsody......

'sparing his life for his warm sausages!!'

[Kay]

Me thinking...Losing My Religion..." I peed in the corner".......Years ago Lois Armstrongs Wonderful World.."The dogs say goodnight" instead of "The dark sacred night". Duh.

[FoxyMoxy]

How about Desmond Dekker's Israelites?

Shock ripped me trousers some years ago, don't want to end up like Bonny and Clyde

Too much of the Camberwell Carrot methinks

[Wispy68]

My Mum thought it was, 'Old Piannnaaa' instead of 'Oh, Viennaaaa' and an old friends Dad used to sing, 'Baggage Handlers' rather than 'Baggy Trousers!'

[johnlambert]

The Israelites? doh I thought he was singing " my ears are alight"

[Aprilis]

My 7 yr old daughter had me in hysterics with this one from Alanis Morrisette - You Oughta Know...

Actual words...

And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know

My daughter's version...

And I'm here to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me!

I was playing Jagged Little Pill in the car on a very long and stressful drive home from Devon (road closures, traffic jams etc.) when I heard my little one's dulcet tones from the back seat. I laughed so much it made my face hurt!