Plane crash

[miss m]

If a plane crashes on the border of Canada and USA - where do you bury the survivors??

[campbellking]

Hopefully you don't bury survivors unless you are involved in some kind of voodoo ritual.

[Gef]

Hi miss m you are new to Answerbank but you will get the hang of it eventually.

[chazza]

I haven't heard that one for years!

[delboy3]

You're 4 days too late

[Champagne]

I wouldn't bury them. I'd eat them in order to survive myself. Then I'd eat the dead ones.

[gary baldy]

What a silly question!
You would obviously take the survivors to their home towns where you would then ask them if they wanted to be buried or cremated and then wait around until the effects of the plane crash kill them. If they refuse to die there and then keep crashing the plane until they eventually all snuff it.
If i survived a plane crash on the Canada/ US border i think i would like to be buried at sea (or in foundations of a big important building).

[PEATBOG]

it is like the frog that is dead in the middle of the island - how many jumps does it take to get across the water to the mainland?

[moodyblue]

ha ha very funny