Another Toilet Question

[nailit]

Following on from carrusts question several posts below, am I the only man here that doesnt pee everywhere exept in the toilet bowl? I think its disgusting and theres no excuse for it. I hate anyone (especially men) using my own personal loo. I cringe when any bloke asks to use my toilet as I invariably have to clean up after them.
Just WHY do men miss their aim, its not difficult, I dont. (and I use toilet paper to er *ahem* dab myself after weeing)

[Peter Pedant]

too much detail

I bet you are a toilet seat up man

[marval]

How you know which toilet to go into.

http://www.amusingplanet.com/2010/11/creative-and-funny-toilet-signs-from.html

[gness]

Thanks for that laugh, Marval!!!!

[Butterbun]

Another sign:
Gentlemen: Stand closer, it's shorter than you think
Ladies: Please remain seated for the entire performance.