My Gran had a 'hooky rug' in the outside (and only) toilet ... she called it a "Pederast Mat" ... which passed into family usage, until someone had a quiet word with my Mum ...
Lol Sunny-dave. I haven't a pedestal mat. A gent had been to get some new glasses and couldn't get used to them, he went to the loo and looked down and saw he had two willies, so he took the largest one......and peed on his slippers
Had the bright idea of cutting a nonslip bath at in half and fitting round pedestal but doesn't make any difference, might try newspaper then he can read while peeing squint!! But think I'm going to do without