Pink floyds Arnold Layne is the wierdest song Ive got its about a man who steals clothes from washing lines . whats the wierdest song / single subject youve got ?
You should try listening to some of the other early Floyd stuff.....take up thy stethoscope...bike......careful with that axe eugene.......weird stuff.....How about Blister in the sun by Violent Femmes (masturbation)? Or maybe Heart of Gold by Johnny Hates Jazz (prostitution)?
'Suffer The Children' by The Smiths (Moors Murders) and one of my favourite off-the-wall songs is 'Maxwell's Silver Hammer' (psychopathic school boy) by The Beatles.
or of course, Kate Bush. You've got period pains (Kite and Them Heavy People), murderous old ladies (Coffee Homeground), pregnant newlywed killing her husband's murderer then herself (The Wedding List). What more do you want? :o)