Toilet Rolls.

[carrust]

Since the Mrs has been away since Monday I've noticed that the use of bog rolls has been reduced by at least 2/3's. Do women eat 'em?

[joggerjayne]

It's just ... when one of your pals goes to the loo, and it sounds like a horse taking a wee, followed by a hippo jumping into a swimming pool ...

You make a mental note to pad the loo when you need to go.

[boxtops]

I don't make waves in the toilet, methyl :-)

[cupotee2]

My lovely late Step Dad used to say you only needed 3 sheet of loo roll....an upper a downer and one to wipe your fingers lol.....

[joggerjayne]

(feels queasy)

[EDDIE51]

I'm off to bed but going for a poo first, I'll let you know how many sheets I use tomorrow.

[Old_Geezer]

I'm 100% sure they do. They're low calorie see so it doesn't affect the diet.
Only 67% less ? Mrs. carrust is most reserved then !

Hmmm the quality of toilet roll these days you need a roll each wipe to stand a chance of your fingers not going through. I can not recall another product sold that is so lacking in its ability to do the job required.

[carrust]

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Shopping/Question1105931-2.html
I forgot about this thread I put in some time ago....I really must get a life:-)

[gness]

This looks like the start of a strange obsession, Rusty......xx

[carrust]

I should get out more, gness:-)

[Baldric]

Hopkirk (page 1)
///'er indoors blocks the loo, she uses so much.
Telling her to use less is like telling the cat not to scratch the sofa///

We trained our cat not to scratch the sofa by squirting it with a plant spray set on Jet,
does your missus have a SOH?

[EDDIE51]

5 sheets was the answer.

[tamborine]

For Funks Sake...empty the tissues at the petrol station. End these TR threads!