Tesco Petrol

[AlwaysConfused]

My cat escaped today. After hours of searching, I found him in a service station, he was rotating strangely on his back. I asked at the counter if this was typical behaviour, the Tesco assistant politely told me that the pet roll is abnormal

[Peter Pedant]

more please !

[DTCwordfan]

I got in touch with my inner self today.

That's the last time I buy Tesco Value toilet roll.

[Jomlett]

£1 for the trolley...£8.50 from the scrap man.

Tesco's...Every little helps!

[AlwaysConfused]

Being a new driver and not very familiar with vehicles, I asked the service station staff to help fill up my car. After a minute, the back seats were full of crayons. Dismayed, I asked the Tesco cashier what was going on. 'Well madam, at least these are not contaminated, they are certified unleaded'

[stoofur]

http://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/11489038.Tests_into__contaminated__diesel_inconclusive__says_Tesco__as_more_motorists_report_problems_after_filling_up_cars_at_Branksome/?ref=var_0

Has you cat been to this petrol station by any chance?