Bbc Breakfast

[Dodger666]

I was amused this morning when presenter, Louise Minchin, said "Apologies to some of our Scottish viewers who are having sound problems". I hope they had the subtitles on.

[Pete65]

Why?

[BlackadderV]

Because if they had sound problems they would not hear her. Like the snooker commentator in the early seventies who said, "...for those of you watching in black and white the pink is just behind the blue."