Come On Then Smarties ......

[nannybooby]

whats a merkin ?

no looking it up on the computer have a guess. I'll post the answer .

[agchristie]

Eddie - Im guessing its only male order!

[AlwaysConfused]

is it a manky gherkin? I bet I'm not the only one with a jar left in my cupboard from Christmas :)

[aelmpvw]

///Next time you ladies shave you can sell the cut offs! ///
they could end up buying a merkin made from their own hair

[Prudie]

I knew what it was without checking either, one of the more bizarre things I've learnt about from this site. We've had merkin threads before.

[EDDIE51]

agchristie I hope they have a 'no returns' policy . Would you want one that someone had worn a couple of times and sent back?

[EDDIE51]

What I can't understand is why someone would shave off their own pubes and then buy a wig? Do they have hair extensions as well for those that want the 'burst horse hair sofa' look ?

[EDDIE51]

This one reminds me of my old girl friend
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/like/201152999918?limghlpsr=true&hlpv=2&ops=true&viphx=1&;hlpht=true&lpid=108&;device=c&adtype=pla&;crdt=0&ff3=1&;ff11=ICEP3.0.0-L&;ff12=67&ff13=80&ff14=108

[Prudie]

snigger

[flump1]

Well you learn something new every day ! I would have guessed it was a hat of some kind.!

[sandyRoe]

'A joke prank pubic wig.' Who would see the joke?

[EDDIE51]

^^ That is just what I thought .

[EDDIE51]

^^ Perhaps they sell Joke ' crabs' to go with it.

[DaisyNonna]

Er, how is it anchored?

[sandyRoe]

Spirit gum.

[sandyRoe]

an adhesive, made mostly of SD Alcohol 35-A and resin, used primarily for affixing costume prosthetics such as wigs, merkins, or false facial hair. Spirit Gum is made of toxic materials and is not edible. It can be loosened from the skin through the... (44 of 122 words, 1 image)

[sandyRoe]

I thought it better not to include the 'image' ☺

[phleb]

urghh...

[aelmpvw]

if a merkin was left lying around someone would most likely whack it with a rolled up newspaper ...

[janbee]

It was mentioned in Tom Sharpe's very funny book called "Ancestral Vices" dated 1980. If you get a chance, read it, it's VERY funny.

[Slapshot]

Anything by Tom Sharpe is very funny... The Throwback is my favourite