Him, ..Hullo can I speak to Mr, Jim Jane Surname
Me, ...There is no Mr. Jim Jane Surname here
Him, ...Can I speak to the phone owner?
Me, ....I am the phone owner.
Him,... I am calling from ..
Me...(interrupting) Microsoft, yes, I know
Him...How do you know I'm calling from Microsoft ?(genuine puzzled sounding voice)
Me, ...I recognize your voice. You have already called about 20 times.
Him ....Go to hell....