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grasscarp | 14:08 Thu 16th Oct 2014 | ChatterBank
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A camel with a smiley face. Whatever next.
14:12 Thu 16th Oct 2014
A camel with a smiley face. Whatever next.
Smashing photo sn't it,what a star!!
What a snap! Talking of camels:
This general in the Foreign Legion is transferred to a new fort, and half way through his tour of the place, he spots a mangey old camel tied up at the back of the fort. He turns to the corporal: "What in God's name do you use that for?", he asks. The corporal replies "Well, sir, there are a lot of men, and now and then, they become, shall we say, horny...." "Ah, yes, yes, I understand. Fine, move on" About 6 weeks later, the general wakes up feeling so horny, he'd get up on the crack of dawn and calls the corporal. "Bring me to the camel" says he. The corporal does, and once at the camel, he makes it stand up, and places a stool behind it. With that, the general stands on the stool, takes out Mr Floppy and inserts it into the camel. He then proceeds to give it the ride of its life. Having finished, he puts away his equipment, and looks proudly at the corporal. "Well", he says, "is that the way you men do it around here?" "Er...no, sir", replies the corporal, "We normally just use the camel to ride to the nearest brothel."
Awww sweet.
Say cheese...
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For anyone still not smiling Alwaysconfused post will!
No, his post didn't make me smile !
Excellent :)

Thanks GC
Maybe his post should be in jokes?
Thank you grasscarp, that did make me smile.
'HER' Very sorry.
Here are some more happy animals.

http://www.boredpanda.com/cute-smiling-animals/
I thought I'd had a sex change there for a moment. Maybe my avatar is too masculine :(
Love the smiley camel, thanks grasscarp!
The sexual life of a camel,
Is stranger than anyone thinks,
For when he is out in the desert,
He tries to b****r the Sphinx.
But the Sphinx's exterior orifice,
Is blocked by the sands of the Nile,
Which accounts for the hump on the camel,
And the Sphinx's inscrutable smile.
marval, they're fabulous, don't know which is my favourite, love the little terrapin and the cat and the little dog oh and ................ well all of them really !
Just saw the BA from you grasscarp. A surprise, thanks. :-)

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