Do You Not Know Who I Am ?

[weecalf]

See someone did not know the "well known " tommy cruise .Is there anyone who you did not and should have known only to be asked "Do you not know who I am ?

[Old_Geezer]

Who ?

[Baldric]

Who are you?

[novalis]

No - but my reply would be "Why? Have you forgotten?"

[-Talbot-]

I've always known you as a cantankerous Scotty........am I wrong?

[weecalf]

Exactly who is I .Do you not watch the telly then . Im one of the people in the bar ,in the back ground as the well paid person mumbles their linse and I have to nod as if in shock .That's who I is .

[mrs_overall]

I used to write for a monthly sports magazine for a pittance. The star writer used to jaunt off all over the world courtesy of the magazine and oh boy did he love himself.
At a "do" he had no idea who I was and so I pretended I didn't know who he was.
When he came out with the line "Do you know who I am?" I replied
"I don't know who you are but I know what you are."
The magazine dispensed with my services shortly after that.

[mallyh]

do you mean tom cruise ? i'm a little confused .

[aelmpvw]

///Do you not know who I am ?///
bruce forsyth asked an old lady that on a visit to a retirement home ... 'no dear but ask matron, she'll tell you' was the response

[venator]

you are Spartacus?

[murraymints]

I AM SPARTICUS !!! the rest of you are imposters !

[Hopkirk]

I heard a story of an air stewardess who was confronted with someone full of his own importance.

When he came out with the old "do you know who I am" line she picked up the PA and said:

"Ladies and gentleman I have someone here who doesn't know who they are. Can any of you kind people help him?"