National Vasectomy Day

DTCwordfan | 20:09 Tue 11th Nov 2014 | Jokes

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Jogger Jayne pointed out earlier that today holds this honour, as well as the WW1 Armistice/Remembrance.

So..........

Two men are in a doctor's office. Each of them are to get
a vasectomy.

The nurse comes into the room & tells both men, "Strip and
put on these gowns before going in to see the doctor to have
your procedures done."

A few minutes later she returns & reaches into one mans gown
and proceeds to fondle and ultimately begins to masturbate him.

Shocked as he was, he asks, "Why are you doing that?"

To which she replies "We have to vacate the sperm from your
system to have a clean procedure."

The man not wanting to be a problem and enjoying it, allows
her to complete her task. After she is through, she proceeds
to the next man. She starts to fondle the man as she had the
previous man, but then drops to her knees and proceeds to give
him oral sex.

The first man seeing this quickly responds, "Hey! Why is it
that I get a hand job and he gets a ***?"

The nurse simply replies, "That is the difference between the NHS and private BUPA Complete Coverage.".

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murraymints

hmmm.....naughty DT !!

pixie373

:-)

EDDIE51

I posted that same joke a few weeks back and it was banned and removed!

DTCwordfan

Question Author

One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor
came out and said, "You had a great check-up. Is there
anything that you'd like to talk about or ask me?"

"Well," he said, "I was thinking about getting a vasectomy."

"That's a big decision! Have you talked it over with your
family?"

"Yes,...and they're in favour by 12 to 2."

DTCwordfan

Question Author

Context, Eddie, context!

EDDIE51

^^ Someone objected on the grounds that 'children read this site' and a few hours later it had been removed!

gingejbee

Apparently, having a vasectomy shouldn't make a vas deferens to your sexual performance.

DTCwordfan

Question Author

well the offensive words have been starred!

SirOracle

Maybr it's HOW you tell them Eddie. :-)

DTCwordfan

Question Author

Lol, Sir O!

One more:

It's not often we get a good chuckle from comments made by our NHS
clients. I would like to share comments from one of the male client
satisfaction surveys we are asking men to fill out evaluating our
vasectomy clinic services, with a view to asking for extra funding. This one came from a health department practice here in Taunton.

The question is:

'Do you have any suggestions about how we could improve our clinic
or services to meet your needs?'

Answers:
1) More pictures of big dogs
2) Ducks, you don't have any ducks. You need ducks
3) A different copy of Field & Stream or Country Life on every seat.
4) Big stuffed animals. That would make me feel way more comfortable.
Don't you think?
5) Take down the big Vasectomy sign, that makes me uncomfortable.
6) Free car wash with visit