You Can Buy Some Very Odd Stuff From China

[Daffy6543]

http://omg.viralnova.com/crazy-alibaba/

I think the riot van with water cannon would be a good way to stop the local kids putting empty drink cans through my letter box (happens at least once a week).

[mccfluff]

i have to have a light saber umberalla

[Mamyalynne]

Awww I want a Light Sabre Umbrella - I do have one with LED stars on it already LOL.

[Mamyalynne]

It's mine Fluff!!!! I lived it first!!

[Daffy6543]

I have a lightsaber umbrella already, it also has a torch in the end of the handle, the 'shaft' of the umbrella changes colour at the touch of a button, or will cycle through the available colours. :)

[Old_Geezer]

:-)

[Daffy6543]

I think someone should tell the article writer that chickens don't have paws.

[anneasquith]

wonders what the P&P would be on the water cannon ? ( daffy how is your son ? )

[jackthehat]

'Course they do, daffy, how else would they walk? :o)

[Daffy6543]

I'm picturing chickens with bear paws now :)

anneasquith, my son is still suffering the side effects of his medication, we are treating each one as it arises. He now has all sorts of lotions and potions for the dry skin/itchy flaky scalp and Piriton tablets to stop the itching, along with paracetamol and ibuprofen for the joint pains and muscle aches.

[Frank97]

I'd like to see the rest of the décor in a room that needs a wax Steve Jobs to compliment it. ;-)

[anneasquith]

sorry to hear that daffy.

[janbee]

I wouldn't mind a water cannon or a flame thrower. Can you get them from Amazon I wonder?

[Elina]

Daffy, you don't need to put up with that. Fit a lockable letterbox cover. http://www.safetyletterbox.com/domestic/letterbox-security/index.php/

[janbee]

Daffy, have you informed the police of this malicious activity?

[Elina]

A teeny expensive but would solve your problem Daffy .. http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B002XDF5XE?psc=1

[Daffy6543]

Thanks Elina and Janbee, i'll look into getting one of those letterbox locks, they look useful.
No point in informing the police janbee as I don't know where the kids that are doing it live, I have seen them running away but one young teen boy in school uniform looks exactly like every other young teen boy in school uniform to me. They have also keyed both sides of my oh's car from front to rear and occasionally they stick gum and food to our front window.