The Cardiologist

[Tilly2]

A Honda mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a
Honda when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his garage . The
cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and
take a look at his car when the mechanic shouted across the garage,
"Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"

The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic
was working on the Honda.The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands
on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I opened its heart,
took the valves out, repaired or replaced anything damaged, and then
put everything back in, and when I finished, it worked just like new.

So how is it that I make about £24,000 a year and you probably make over £200,000 , when you
and I are doing basically the same work?

The cardiologist paused, leaned over, and then whispered to the
mechanic, "Try doing it with the engine running."

[Psybbo]

Grrr, I wish the mechanic had won that one :-)

[EDDIE51]

Only problem is that heart surgery is performed on a 'stopped' heart with the hearts job being taken over by a' Heart lung machine'
Any way Tilly my main point in posting is to ask if you have looked again at your post about your Dad's care home. I have found and posted some important information on it , your Dad should be getting completely free care. Please look at it.

[janbee]

very good

[tonyav]

gness has an Honda !.

[paddyk]

A man and a woman go to bed together for the first time.

Woman says "Oh Dear ! What a small organ"

Man replies "Well I had no idea I'd be playing in the Town hall !!!"

[Bazile]

EDDIE51 - Sorry to butt in - where have you posted this info about free cost of care home ( i have a relative who might need to go into a home soon )

[Tilly2]

Bazile, it's on this post.

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Body-and-Soul/Health-and-Fitness/Question1379937.html

[Baldric]

If the mechanic had done all that work and when he finished, it worked just like new, why was he removing the head again?

[Bazile]

thanks

[Tilly2]

Baldric......now you're being picky!