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Slapshot | 17:06 Thu 27th Nov 2014 | Jokes
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Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was After Eight. They got off at Quality Street.

He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said with a Wispa."I'm Marathon man, the one the nuts" he replied.

He touched her Cream Eggs & slipped his hand into her Snickers. He fondled her Flap Jacks and she rubbed his Tic Tacs. It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight and he shot his chewy centre.
But 3 days later his Sherbert Dib Dab started to itch.

Turns out that Miss Rowntree, the naughty Malteaser had been with Bertie Bassett & he's got Allsorts.....
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You must have spent ages in the archives to dig that one out.
I've hear a Whisper that this one has more chance of being removed that the muslim one!
Well, it's been no Picnic, that's for sure. Five Boys have already objected. When the Crunchie comes we'll see what happens.
Sounds Flakey to me, and we all remember that ad I'll bet.

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