Osama Bin Laden

[Slapshot]

Osama Bin Laden's DNA results have come back with the following breakdown
24% cocoa
57% coconut
18% sugar
6% milk

Experts say this is probably due to the Bounty on his head!

[penelope2]

Love it !!!!!!

[zebo]

Where did he keep the extra 5%? Or was that the beard?

[BlackadderV]

You have to understand Geordie dialect to get this one:

Doctor, my armpits smell of coconut.

Well, it's Bounty. (geordie pronunciation of bound to)

[DTCwordfan]

'Scientists announce the discovery of planet Bounty'.

The same scientists that announced the planet Mars I assume.

[BlackadderV]

They can stick their Mars Bars up Uranus.

[Baldric]

105% . . . If you say so!!!!

[DTCwordfan]

A Bridge too Far, starring the Brasilian team
Love Bite, starring Luis Suarez
How to Survive a Plague, starring Dele Ad-ebola
Hamburger Hill, starring Wayne Rooney
The Third Man, starring Joe Hart
On the Buses, starring Paul Lambert
The Devil's Own, starring Gordon Strachan et al
They died with their boots on, starring Emile Heskey and Robert Green
Grand Illusion, starring Fabio Capello
The Big, the Bad and the Ugly, starring, Peter Crouch, Emile Heskey and Wayne Rooney
The Sound of Music, starring the South African crowd
To have and have not, starring Robert Green
Mutiny on the BOUNTY, starring John Terry
Beauty and the Beast, starring Cheryl and Ashley Cole
Field of Dreams, starring Theo Walcott
Inglorious Bas-tards, starring the entire English football squad

[BlackadderV]

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What have you been drinking tonight, DTC?

[DTCwordfan]

Water, (aka Adam's Ale), Bladder, only H20 at home since the end of August to help get the weight down a bit.

[BlackadderV]

Thanks for the warning. I didn't know that water was so psychedelic; think I'll stick to gin, just to be on the safe side.

[DTCwordfan]

How does a Muslim suicide bomber get to heaven?

Bit by bit.

[BlackadderV]

I think the pixies have been in the Cornish water.

[DTCwordfan]

What did bin Laden, Abu Bakr and Fred Flintstone have in common?

They all looked out of their caves and all they could see was Rubble.

[DTCwordfan]

With that, g'night...

[BlackadderV]

And you've just been on Adam's ale? Pull the other one!

[DTCwordfan]

Nowt in it either, no Scotch even.....taken a few pounds off - just 4-6 units of vino a week, seriously, those when out.

[-Talbot-]

Adams ale and sickipedia.

[DTCwordfan]

Sickipedia in part....

[BlackadderV]

If what you say is true DTC, then you need to get your doctor to review your medication soonest.