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An Ode To Vodka:

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penelope2 | 17:11 Fri 05th Dec 2014 | Jokes
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If vodka was water
and I was a duck
Id swim to the bottom
and never get up.

But vodka's not water
and I'm not a duck
So pass me the bottle and
Shut the *** up.
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What vodka though?
17:13 Fri 05th Dec 2014
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I've come to the conclusion there are a lot of P A's on AB, lol!
17:15 Fri 05th Dec 2014
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Cupid: I'm reformed!
17:22 Fri 05th Dec 2014
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Glad to hear it, lol!
17:25 Fri 05th Dec 2014
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I'm a reforming duckaholic....this is objectionable!
17:26 Fri 05th Dec 2014
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I admit to being a smokeaholic!
17:29 Fri 05th Dec 2014
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I like it :-)
19:07 Fri 05th Dec 2014

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