It's Magic

sunny-dave | 22:18 Thu 11th Dec 2014 | Jokes

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A Manc and a Scouser go into a pie shop.

The Manc whisks three pies into his pocket with lightning speed. The shopkeeper doesn't notice.

The Manc says to the Scouser, "You see how clever we are? You Scousers can never beat that!"

The Scouser says to the Manc, "Watch dis, any Scouser is smarter dan you, and I'll prove it to ya."

He says to the shopkeeper, "Gimme a pie, I'll show ya a magic trick!"

The bloke gives him the pie, which the Scouser promptly eats.

Then he says to the shopkeeper, "Gimme another pie for me magic trick."

The bloke is getting suspicious, but he gives it to him. He eats this one too.

Then he says again, "Gimme one more pie..."

The bloke is getting angry now, but gives him one anyway.

The Scouser eats this one too.

Now the shopkeeper is really spitting tacks and he yells, "OK... And now where is your famous magic trick?"

The Scouser says.... "Now look in the Manc's pocket!"