Yep me talking to cats. Oldish feral Tom Cat living under an Irish hedge, thrown out of the feral colony but still managing to father many kittens. Two ladies see the good in him, one gets him castrated and one takes him in. A year down the line he is a couch potato with a loving human, a dog and three other moggies.
His name as a feral was Guinness, his new mum called him Kurt so now he is Kurt McGuinness. :-)