well, I had a good one a short while ago, I was having an afternoon nap, minding my own business when I was awoken by phone ringing, I answered and some guy start chatting to me about windows, I was still a little muggy headed but realised in time he was a cold caller, so I went on about my patio windows - he says no no miss ducksie (I've typed this elsewhere on this site), so he went on about windows and viruses etc, then askes me to put on my computer to help me, I said I aint got computer and by what you're telling me I'll never have one in the house, he became really irate and says Mrs ducksie you have wasted my time (that's teh shortened version) but I was the one asleep mindiing my own business lol