Santa's Elves

[wired]

I've just purchased a Groupon entitling me to borrow one on Santa's elves who will cook the turkey, take the smell out of Brussels sprouts,gift wrap,clean up fallen tree needles and make sure that Santa comes to my house, that's me sorted!

[janbee]

Must go to specsavers... I thought the headline read Santa's Elvis. I thought, is he?

[Buenchico]

Beware of the small print on Groupon deals, Wired.

If you look carefully, you'll find that you've just agreed to provide overnight stabling facilities for all Santa's reindeer friends, together with underwriting the cost of flying Santa back to the North Pole by private jet if they're too tired (or simply too drunk) to take him home.

[wired]

Hey Buenchico are you coming round for venison steaks,sausages,haunch etc?

[shoota]

Gralloch

[wired]

Shoota, shouldn't that be included in etc, like the word though

[shoota]

I do too, just thought I'd put it out there....


Honks a bit though!

[Buenchico]

It's a word that I've just had to google - and I'd rather I'd not because there's a link to a Youtube video of 'How to Gralloch a Deer'. However I was looking at the venison in Aldi today, so I suppose that I've got no right to be squeamish about such things!

[shoota]

It takes guts to do that....

[wired]

Oh deer