I Really Must Get Out More..............................................

[Ken4155]

To the tune of, We Three Kings;

We the folk of Weatherfield are
Steve MacDonald in his new car
Weepy Tracy getting all racy
With Tony and going too far
Oh, David wonders if Kylie might
As he and Callum get in a fight
Mild Roy snaps and gives Gary some taps
As sad Kylie bids us goodbye

To the tune of, Once in Royal David's City;

Down in Walford, in the City
Glad tidings are extremely rare
Dean is mad 'cos Stacey's dumped him
Jane's on one knee in the square
Dot gets shocked by Nasty Nick
Same old Christmas in The 'Vic'

To the tune of Jingle Bells;

Dingle, Belle.
Dingle, Belle
Going round the twist
Hearing Gemma in her head
And often getting pysst
Crashing through the show
Brothers Rob and Andy fight
Andy rolling on the floor
Dressed up as Ginger Spice

[cupid04]

I remember the good old days [before Eastenders] when the cast of Corrie just sung carols round the piano...

[baza]

These will be going through my head as Mrs B watches her soaps tonight.

[ethandron]

Love it Ken :)
It's a darned sight better than some of the stuff posted on here which pretends to be 'poetry', at least it makes sense....

[craft1948]

Was that with Ena playing the piano?

[cupid04]

Don't remember that long ago Craft...but I think Rita was singing loudest...;0

[sunny-dave]

Ena, Martha and Minnie in the snug with bottles of milk stout --- eeeee them were the days.

[cupid04]

Wasn't Elsie Tanner the street trollop?

[sunny-dave]

Oh Yes - more front than Woolworths ...

[Ken4155]

So sorry baza, you could always annoy her by singing them as she watches:-)

[baza]

^^^ I would but I like life too much.

[Ken4155]

What are you, baza, a man or a ...........................put that cheese down when i'm speaking to you.

[baza]

Red Leicester or Double Gloucester, not keen on soft cheese.
If I do not post tomorrow you will know I lost.....

[mallyh]

ive just read these and i now have a big smile on my face after a harrowing afternoon shopping xx

[Arksided]

I don't watch soaps, thanks for the update. It maybe helpful in the coming days ;-)

[Ken4155]

I never watch Eastenders, very rarely watch Corrie but Emmerdale is usually on in the background as i eat my tea. My TV mag came in rather handy for discovering what has already taken place and what is to come.

[Caran]

That's brilliant Ken. Couldn't get them out of my head.