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Let's Play Confession Time
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As we are all relatively anonymous on here, let's all confess one of our sins. I will start the ball rolling.
After Mr O and I had finished our breeding programme and the youngest was out of his cot, Mr O decided to turn the said cot into a garden seat. It was hideous. How many garden seats have you seen that are yellow and have ducks painted on them?
He was very proud of it and thought it looked wonderful. To this day he thinks someone nicked it because they admired it so much.
I confess that it wasn't nicked....and it ended up buried in the bottom of a skip outside my sister's house a mile away.
After Mr O and I had finished our breeding programme and the youngest was out of his cot, Mr O decided to turn the said cot into a garden seat. It was hideous. How many garden seats have you seen that are yellow and have ducks painted on them?
He was very proud of it and thought it looked wonderful. To this day he thinks someone nicked it because they admired it so much.
I confess that it wasn't nicked....and it ended up buried in the bottom of a skip outside my sister's house a mile away.
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16:39 Sun 28th Dec 2014
The place I worked at had a long loading dock. I noted my boss would get the brush out to sweep off water that had formed in a low/worn out section of the dock.
I took to topping up his 'puddle' every day, he swore blind after a few months that he was going to get in maintenance to dig up the part of the dock, as he had checked the down pipes and roof, and the water could only be 'seeping up'.
By this time I had been doing it for 5/6 months, so I filled the puddle right up, popped a couple of yellow duckies on it, and took a few photographs, and didn't do it again.
I popped the pics in his birthday card the following month, his face was a picture when the penny dropped.
I took to topping up his 'puddle' every day, he swore blind after a few months that he was going to get in maintenance to dig up the part of the dock, as he had checked the down pipes and roof, and the water could only be 'seeping up'.
By this time I had been doing it for 5/6 months, so I filled the puddle right up, popped a couple of yellow duckies on it, and took a few photographs, and didn't do it again.
I popped the pics in his birthday card the following month, his face was a picture when the penny dropped.
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