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Birthday
Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?
Because people kept toasting him!
What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
A birthday pheasant!
How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
He has a whale of a party!
What does a clam do on his birthday?
He shellabrates!
Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue!
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
Thanks. I'll never part with it!
How can you tell that you're getting old?
You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!
Because people kept toasting him!
What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
A birthday pheasant!
How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?
He has a whale of a party!
What does a clam do on his birthday?
He shellabrates!
Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue!
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
Thanks. I'll never part with it!
How can you tell that you're getting old?
You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!
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