Sorry, but I just HAVE to tell my potato joke. I KNOW it an oldie, but then so am I ! Daddy potato has 3 daughters and he tells them all to go out and find a good husband. He gives them a year. After a year, they come back. Daddy to 1st daughter. "tell me my daughter, who have you decided to marry?" she says "I'm going to marry a KING Edward." Daddy is very impressed by the thought of a KING in the family and says so. To daughter 2 he asks the same question and she says "I'm going to marry a Jersey Royal". Daddy is again very impressed at the thought of a ROYAL being in the family. He asks daughter 3 and she says "I'm going to marry Desmond Lynam". Daddy is appalled and says "but you can't marry Desmond Lynam, he's a common tater"!!! Ok ok, I know ...I'll get my coat !