I haven't been here so it ain't me, Eccles.
I have just had good news and that is that my goddaughter has just got engaged on the ski-slopes under the Matterhorn, her now-fiancé catching her completely unawares, stopping at a scenic point and getting an Italian to take a pic of them. She was giving him grief about faffing around with his goggles and poles and he dropped to his knee.
He had asked her father for his 'permission' on New Year's Eve......and her father played a blinder in putting her mother off the scent. Wedding probably next Spring as he is finishing a Masters.