I Have Nothing To Wear!

[gness]

How often do you hear a woman say that?....☺

Today, for me it's true......I'm getting ready to go to a funeral and I've had a text from my brother...

By the way, G....I did mention, didn't I, that L has said no black to be worn at her funeral......

This....at the last minute....to the woman who only wears black......I am off now to see what I can do with a peach duvet cover and two purple pillow cases....flippin' men!

[mrs_overall]

I hope you accidentally knocked her soup into her lap! xx

[Barsel]

Gness I'm sure it doesn't ever matter what you wear, it's your personality that will always shine through.:-) xx (Shame best answer has already gone) :-))

[gness]

Hey, Barsel...I'm sure you'll come up trumps again.......☺

[Old_Geezer]

Sheet off the bed, tell 'em you thought it was a roman toga funeral.

[mrs_overall]

.."your personality will shine through"

That is what has had us barred from most pubs in Whitby!

[gness]

☺☺☺.....and the rest, MrsO....!!!!!


Morning, OG.....☺

[1ozzy]

One of my kids has a t'shirt that sums things up perfectly I reckon.
On the front is a picture of "Popeye" smoking his pipe.
On the back it says, "I yam wot I yam".
Wish I had one myself.

[Ann]

//Hey, everyone......just look at Gness.....you'd never believe these are her old curtains she's wearing, would you?......☻ //

I was holding my breath reading this little story from you on the previous page Gness, I thought you were going to say you glanced up as the guest was saying the above words and spotted .................... the hotel curtains were made of identical material - now that would have been hilarious! :)

[sandyRoe]

This thread reminded me of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAfb1HaZ0Mo

[gness]

Morning, Oz.....you could consider tattooing it on.....☺

Ann.....and you can imagine what Danny La Rue's curtains were like!!!!

Sandy......that's sad......he gave his black boots away.... :-(

[1ozzy]

I could get it tattooed on Gness.
But then I'd have to walk around shirtless.
Now that would be embarrassing, not only for me but also the people I may be with.

[gness]

Oooo...I don't know, Oz... ;-)

[1ozzy]

Dear Lady, one realises when one gets to a certain age that loose hanging clothes does one more justice than a "hairy muffin top" will ever do :-).

Missed Gmeb today, worst of luck, have a great day.

Dinner and bed for me now.

[gness]

Night, Oz....x