He bought a frozen lobster before Christmas. Decided we would have it tomorrow as a starter. He decided to attack it today. I left him to it. Later heard violent banging in the kitchen. He was attacking the thing with a rolling pin.
He managed to get just about enough to make a lobster type prawn cocktail. I looked at the kitchen there was lobster all over the tiles, cooker umpteen utensils, cupboard doors and the floor. It took ages to clean up. He must have lost more than he collected.